My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera)
This is one of the greatest images I have ever seenc
THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
i laughed harder than i should have.
This banner will be at my funeral
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house.
Moschino Resort 2015